Fortunes Chaser Gifts

"I desperately need to break even. I need the money."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Let's Celebrate

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Gloat

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Counting my Bonus...

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Business Partners' vows

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Woman out on limb

"I got a job!"

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'