Riches Chaser Gifts

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Let's Celebrate

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Gloat

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Counting my Bonus...

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"I got a job!"

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Man chasing money

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'