Money Chaser Gifts

Man Chasing a £20.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Man chasing a dollar off a cliff

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

'I don't know exactly what Gerald does, but it has something to do with chasing the almighty buck.'

People being led by dollar bills.

Man chasing money

"I'm not sure exactly what Brund does on Wall Street, but it has to do with chasing the almighty buck."

Running After Cash

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Gloat

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Counting my Bonus...

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'