Cash Chaser Gifts

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Gloat

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Counting my Bonus...

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Euro Bait

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

Man chasing money

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"