Checkout Chaser Gifts

Shopaholic 2011.

"Mind if I check out first? I'm parked weird."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

Euro Bait

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

'What a bargain!'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"I really hate sales meetings"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

Shopping Torture

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

Final clearance sale.

"That's a bit extreme isn't it? It's only a sale."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'