Check-out Chaser Gifts

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Our giant sale now on!'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'What a bargain!'

Redeemable Securities.

"I really hate sales meetings"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Shopping Torture

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

Bank Checking Accounts. Yes, deposits are guaranteed, sir --- but withdrawals aren't.

Final clearance sale.

"That's a bit extreme isn't it? It's only a sale."

"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"

10 items or less

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Have a nice day - This Means You.

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

Worldwide Global International Bank: 'Hey, man, it's Bank of America! They want to merge with us!'

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