Money Chasers Gifts

Professional runners chasing money

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

Gloat

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Counting my Bonus...

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Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

Euro Bait

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

Man chasing money

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Chasing the dollar

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'