Gold Chasers Gifts

Penny for your thoughts.

Strive for Excellence

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Man chasing money

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Angel with speed camera.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Bon Voyage

Man chasing a dollar off a cliff

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'My goal was to become a millionaire, then I became a billionaire. Now I realize that until I achieve the status of trillionaire, I won't be content.'

A stranger in paradise.

"...These are chicken nuggets."

Violin Ghost

'Some people might think we're only on this board for the money...well, they're right.'

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

Skeets Champion.