Medal Chaser Gifts

Gene doping in sport.

'It is this celebrity culture, they won't do anything by practise medal ceremonies.'

I love gymnastics

Dog Olympics

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Strive to win!

Planting a Flag on the Summit

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

Hollywood or bust!

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'