Ghost Chasers Gifts

Violin Ghost

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Paranormal A-Z...

The Salesman

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Men can show their emotions!

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Now how did she know?"

Astronaut

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Life in the fastest lane.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Professional football.

Success

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.