Ghost Chasers Pillows

Violin Ghost

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Paranormal A-Z...

The Salesman

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Mohamed Salah

Channelling on the Cheap

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Men can show their emotions!

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Now how did she know?"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Life in the fastest lane.

Astronaut

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Professional football.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."