Ghost Chaser Pillows

'Knock it off. You're not that sick.'

'We'll make this a s?ance they'll never forget, eh Richie?!'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Will scare for candy.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Paranormal A-Z...

The Salesman

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Channelling on the Cheap

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Men can show their emotions!

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Astronaut

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Life in the fastest lane.

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

Success

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

Bucket List

Professional football.