Ghost Chaser Pillows

'Knock it off. You're not that sick.'

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

'We'll make this a s?ance they'll never forget, eh Richie?!'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Will scare for candy.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Paranormal A-Z...

The Salesman

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Mohamed Salah

Channelling on the Cheap

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Men can show their emotions!

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Life in the fastest lane.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Astronaut

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Professional football.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Success

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'