Ghost Hunters Pillows

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."