Ghost Hunter At Heart Pillows

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.