Ghost Hunter At Heart Gifts

Ghost puddle

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."