Ghost Hunting Gifts

"Rupid Raronarirus!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

Thank you for calling the after-life...

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"No, it doesn't bother me that you're constantly being followed around by a haunted hairdryer."

'Don't think I'm talking shop-but is there anything on the other side?'

Ghost in Goal

'Haunted or not, you owe the historical monument authority the rent for the last 237 years, Sir.'

'Perhaps he is talking from beyond the grave, but do you really want to know what he's saying?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"I have grave news."

Lost Property - Missing Head

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

Youtube ghost videos...

The Paranormal Society...

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

"If only you knew. . ."

The Paranormal Channel

"These ghost hunting shows are so fake. None of the ghosts even wear sheets."

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"I could tell my girlfriend was a ghost the moment she walked through the door...!"

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"The spooky meow noise."

"Now, suddenly, you’re not allowed to scare the pants off people."

Paranormal Experience, with Cheese.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"Careful what you wish for."

Condemned - Do Not Enter

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Is anybody there?'