Ghost Hunting Enthusiasts Gifts

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Redlaw and the Phantom

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghostship

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"You put it on backward, dear."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."