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"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Ghost puddle

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'There's an imposter among us!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Ghostship

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"You put it on backward, dear."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."