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"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Marley had a little lamb

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'There's an imposter among us!'

Redlaw and the Phantom

The bridge of arts.

Ghostship

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Monster Realtor

Lost Property - Missing Head

Haunted museum