Ghost Costume Aficionado T-Shirts

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

A man washing a mascot costume

Falstaff

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'I think he's lonely.'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Un ballo in maschera

Tiger Costume

Snail Man

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."