Ghost Costume Aficionado Pillows

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

A man washing a mascot costume

Falstaff

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'I think he's lonely.'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Tiger Costume

Un ballo in maschera

Marley had a little lamb

Snail Man

Ruff

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.