Halloween Costume Aficionado Pillows

"These Halloween outfits get scarier every year."

'Dude! Great Halloween costume!'

"Just be yourself."

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Dead Funny

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Night of the Zombonies.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Home depot."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I said slime."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Falstaff

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

A man washing a mascot costume

A little bird told me...