Halloween Costume Aficionado Pillows

"These Halloween outfits get scarier every year."

'Dude! Great Halloween costume!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Just be yourself."

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dead Funny

"Home depot."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Cut!

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

Zombies.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

A man washing a mascot costume

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."