Halloween Costume Enthusiast Pillows

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Just be yourself."

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Pirate

Champagne

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Home depot."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Cut!

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."