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"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

"Just be yourself."

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Pirate

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Champagne

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Home depot."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I was almost that last year."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Falstaff

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."