Ghost Hunter Enthusiast Pillows

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Redlaw and the Phantom

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghostship

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."