Ghost Hunter Enthusiast Pillows

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Ghost puddle

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Ghostship

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'There's an imposter among us!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'