Ghost Hunter Pillows

"Rupid Raronarirus!"

Wine...Spirits...

'Mind your head'

A ghost is at remedial school - 'OOB!'

"I see dead people!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Morgue.

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"To earn your wings, you have to go back and scare the Hell out of people."

Ghosts and a dog.

Channelling on the Cheap

It's the ghost of Christmas present.

White Sale

'Bought him a new pair of tap shoes. If he comes back to haunt me, I want to hear him coming.'

'I felt the glass move!'

'Well I've lived here 500 years and I've never seen a ghost.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

Steven Truscott Aquitted of Murder.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

For Sale (AS IS)

Stormy Night

Halloween in Bath

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

The Haunted Dog House

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

"That's what we look like naked???"

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"These ghost hunting shows are so fake. None of the ghosts even wear sheets."

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

Yeah, I can hear you. I'm right here. Ouija.

Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door