Digital Ghost Hunter Pillows

"Here lies Barry and his several social media identities."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Is there anybody there?"

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"These ghost hunting shows are so fake. None of the ghosts even wear sheets."

Halloween in Bath