Digital Ghost Whisperer Pillows

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Computer help.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"You're on mute."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Can you keep a secret?"