Tech-savvy Ghost Whisperer Pillows

Epitaph: I Will Test You When I Get There

Ghost School.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Computer help.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"You're on mute."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Spell Check

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'