Tech-savvy Ghost Whisperer Pillows

Epitaph: I Will Test You When I Get There

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Ghost School.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Computer help.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"You're on mute."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Spell Check

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'