Storyteller Ghost Whisperer Pillows

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Ghost School.

"Home depot."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Tim Burton

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Born of the Dead

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Now all we need is a good script."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'