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"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Ghost School.

"Home depot."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Tim Burton

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Born of the Dead

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Now all we need is a good script."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"You're on mute."