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"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Chicken Séance,

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"Well, like they say. . . keep you friends close, and your entities closer!"

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'I'm getting k-w-y-z-x-g-j-z-s-t-i-z-i-k-o-v...does anyone know a Kwyzxgizxtlzilov who's passed on recently?'

'Yes, thay's my late husband. I'd know his laughter anywhere.'

"I've given up the ghost"

'The light keeps turning on and off. Uncle Phil's spirit is in the room, and apparently death hasn't curbed his OCD.'

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

Nobody was really sure why the deceased spirit kept spelling out the word 'soapdish'.

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

I'm afraid I made quite a nuisance of myself in here last night.

"If the normal stuff doesn't work, try reminding him of how little money he's saved compared to most of his peers."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"Don't you just adore the corporeal form?"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."