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When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Higher wisdom...

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Money is life's report card."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'