Wisdom Whisperer Prints

"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with either two squares forward and one to the side, or two squares to the side and one forward."

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Higher wisdom...

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"