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"This position has become very important to the company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Money is life's report card."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

Have you hugged your money today?

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"He said he can't complain. Business is good."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."