Wise-guy Whisperer Gifts

"How's tricks?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Money is life's report card."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. "Dear Mister Buck, Is it true that 'money talks'?" Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"Investment strategy - fear."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."