Wealthy Whisperer T-Shirts

"Not only must I succeed, ... others must also pay my taxes."

'If the Government keeps attacking rich tax dodgers I've a good mind to move abroad and not pay my taxes somewhere else!'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This position has become very important to the company."

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Money is life's report card."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"Investment strategy - fear."

"He said he can't complain. Business is good."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

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