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"He shows enormous potential."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Computer help.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"Bruno, sit."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

Dog-English dictionary.

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

"The government is confident it has its numbers right. . . we're just not sure what order to put them in."

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"