Potential Whisperer Gifts

"He shows enormous potential."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Computer help.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"Bruno, sit."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

Dog-English dictionary.

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"