Mentor Whisperer Gifts

'If you are ringing your mentor to ask about your next move then we're FINISHED.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Woman applying makeup

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Hey, I used that model once!'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Is this Seat Taken?

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

Where history's best ideas happen.

'I want all of you to pay attention as though your job depended upon it.'

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

'I've decided to spread the blame...unevenly of course.'

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"