Meeting Whisperer Gifts

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Level with me, guys. Do any of you really understand what I'm saying, or is this just Male Pride Nodding Reflex?"

'I want all of you to pay attention as though your job depended upon it.'

'I've decided to spread the blame...unevenly of course.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Quiz Night...

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

Computer help.

Man and Machine snoozing

Woman applying makeup

Relationship Issues.

'He's never there for me.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"Love your feng shui!"

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"Living brings up a lot of issues for him."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"