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'If you are ringing your mentor to ask about your next move then we're FINISHED.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

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Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

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'Hey, I used that model once!'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

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When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

'I want all of you to pay attention as though your job depended upon it.'

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

'I've decided to spread the blame...unevenly of course.'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"