Mind Whisperers T-Shirts

'Please use just your inner voices.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Opening the door to new customers

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Woman applying makeup

Man and Machine snoozing

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'It's my job to be nosy!'

First Annual Psychic Convention

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

Where history's best ideas happen.

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"