Mind Whisperers Mugs

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Opening the door to new customers

Man and Machine snoozing

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Woman applying makeup

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

Like all of us, he asked many different questions throughout his life.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."