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"With your idea and my nothing, we could be rich."

Where history's best ideas happen.

I have an idea for a new internet startup. What is it? I can't tell you. Someone may overhear. It's such a good idea, someone's bound to steal it if I tell even a single soul You're supposed to beg to hear it. You're not begging. You had your chance.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

Quiz Night...

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'The spots are much clearer.'

'It's my job to be nosy!'

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

"Our manager is young enough to have fresh new ideas!"

"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with either two squares forward and one to the side, or two squares to the side and one forward."

Psychoses on tape

"I blame your parents."

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

'Please use just your inner voices.'

Your IQ is 176, Peel. - 'Is that high?' - 'That's higher than Stephen Hawking.' - 'Wow!' - 'Maybe you'll be a great physicist one day.' - 'Will I shrivel, too?' -

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."