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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Now all we need is a good script."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

Duplass Brothers

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

'The spots are much clearer.'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

Always stick to the script.

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

Psychoses on tape

Writer

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

Writing a letter

"I blame your parents."

"He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel... Now he's just got 436 that come before it to write!"

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

"Trying to retrieve words we can't think of is really the bond that holds us together, isn't it?"

"We've got all your figures, now we just need to decide what order we want to put them in."

"Yes, I had to make it uncomfortable. My clients kept falling asleep."

"I'm not sure! But I'm really craving shortbread!"

He was OK with the spelling and grammar check but it was to much for him when it said his plots were one dimensional and the plots derivative.