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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Now all we need is a good script."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Duplass Brothers

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

'The spots are much clearer.'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

Where history's best ideas happen.

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

Always stick to the script.

Psychoses on tape

Writer

Gutenberg invents the paper jam.

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

"I blame your parents."

"He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel... Now he's just got 436 that come before it to write!"

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

Writing a letter

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

"Trying to retrieve words we can't think of is really the bond that holds us together, isn't it?"

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

He was OK with the spelling and grammar check but it was to much for him when it said his plots were one dimensional and the plots derivative.

You wanted to see me, boss? Rudy, did you realize its illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote? Wink wink wink … and that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend, Patsy Marionette, for city council? Wink wink wink. I would never order you to donate to Patsy campaign fund either, as if your job depended on it. Wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink. That's good to know. I believe we're on the same page here. Wink.

"Yes, I had to make it uncomfortable. My clients kept falling asleep."

"We've got all your figures, now we just need to decide what order we want to put them in."