Plane Whisperer T-Shirts

'Hey, Do you think you're going to need you barf bag? I like to have a couple extras.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Hush puppy.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"Projectile hairballing."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'