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'Hey, Do you think you're going to need you barf bag? I like to have a couple extras.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Hush puppy.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Projectile hairballing."

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'