Drone Whisperer T-Shirts

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

Emma Watson

"Repeat after me..."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Service."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'