Satellite Whisperer T-Shirts

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

'Now I really am sick.'

Puppy and Kitten.

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Persian

Plug Me In Stupid

Cellular Plan

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.