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"She may be cute, but she's terrible with money."

Mantis Love

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Professor...what are you doing?

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"I have grave news."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

College for flys

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'